Andrew
for California Governor
California is a mess — it's too expensive, our teachers are underpaid, and our schools aren't good enough.
We can drastically cut the cost of living by building more homes. California is 49th in the country in homes per person. It's time to build!
We should invest in our children like they are our future. Their teachers should be paid and respected like doctors and lawyers.
Go full YOLO on electrifying everything. Buy back gas cars. Ban natural gas. Create hella jobs. Speed up the future!
Invest in the companies started in California. Reap hella profits when they succeed, use that money to pay for schools.
If we just gave people free money, we could greatly reduce our dead-in-last-place poverty rate. No strings attached.
I dunno Jerry Brown thought it was cool in the 70s to have a California satellite and it still seems kinda cool. Give everyone free internet!